Here you go have some sugar, honey

You want want one everything? Ask the lady behind us if it is ok.

Hello woman in the line behind me, I don’t get the feeling that you’re about to offer to babysit Her² for the next two hours so I’d appreciate it I you didn’t buy her a candy bar. There was actually a reason I told her no over and over again. Thanksamilliongoodbyenow.

But I have to admit that watching Her² dance around in a chocolate-induced fit of energy yelling “I’m so lucky” was rather cute.

Thanks to bcostin for the CC photo!

They’re still alive, and that’s something

An evening conversation:

Me: How did your day go, honey?

Her⁰: Well, they’re both still alive and that’s something.

Me: That’s something I think we should pat ourselves on the back for every day.

(ching, ching as wine glasses meet)