While it would normally only be necessary in hospital and for the old and incontinent, our home is outfitted with a pair of toilets sporting observation decks – a.k.a. poop decks. And with toilet training for Her1 underway, the shit shelf’s contents have become a new daily source of entertainment.
Look, it’s a butterfly.
It looks like an ice cream cone.
What I’d like to say is, “No honey, it’s your poop.” I’ll save you from having to see the pictures (I don’t have any, anyhow), but the problem is, the girl is right. It didn’t take the eye of a MoMA curator to see that the toilet troopers did resemble a butterfly one day and an ice cream cone (two scoops of chocolate) the next.
Stay tuned to see what lands tomorrow.
UPDATE:: Sunday, January 24, 2010
FYI: Today it was a starfish.
Thanks to Random McRandomhead for the picture.