Strut it

The construction hat really adds to Her¹‘s backwards pants look:

Kriss Kross she ain’t and with a little luck never will be.

Papa needs improvement

Her¹ has made it clear that there are some areas of her childhood in desperate need of real improvement. The most recent include (in no particular order):

You can’t cook as well as Opa

At story time before going to bed:

Mama should read to me because I want a German story, and you can’t read German so well.

I was at least redeemed on the cooking front a few days later: hot dogs and mashed potatoes.

And to be 100 percent honest, I wasn’t exactly heartbroken about missing the chance for a cuddle and a story. Her¹ went ot the bookshelf and returned to Her⁰ with:

Yup, there’s nothing like a little bit of the Bible before bed. Her⁰ managed to limit the Bible to just Noah’s Ark.

Thanks for the first picture amboo who?, Amazon for the second